yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

(Source: selbink, via emmalabema)

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emmyblotnick:

This is so, so stupid, but: 

I ran to grab my charger to bring into the living room as my laptop was dying, and I’d had a lot of coffee so as I entered the room I started swinging it around my head like a lasso. I didn’t even get one full rotation in before I shattered a vase. The big square battery pack part just slammed right into it and boom, glass everywhere.

It’s like God saw me and yelled “NO, NOT CUTE.”

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theleaderofthelostboys:

Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

(Source: theamazingspiderboy)

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earthnation:

i always have dark circles under my eyes even if i get like 14 hours of sleep maybe if they get dark enough i can persuade a band of raccoons to accept me into their clan

(via earthnation-deactivated20131010)

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lordoftheinternet:

behind every no homo there’s a little bit of homo

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  • Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.
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    atwisttinmystory:

    Christian Mingle Username:

    EatMeLikeTheLastSupper

    (Source: toiletbl0gging)

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    tvspecial:

    mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that

    (Source: whiteboyfriend)

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    thefunnygentleman:

    Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

    (Source: hikaruchord, via mysticfaeries)

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    snapchatting:

    remember when Mr Krabs gave Spongebob a pair of boots but they were so squeaky that it drove Mr Krabs insane to the point where he took them, deep fried them, and ate them

    (via mysticfaeries)

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    rnachamp:

    ♥ u had me at “trololol me gusta le meme” ♥

    (Source: landorus, via emmalabema)

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    bouncethatafro:

THIS PERSON IS SO UNDERCOOKED WE CAN INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN

    rabioheab:

    2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless

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    elecraheart:

    In 30 years, kids as young as 6 or 7 will be sitting in classrooms hearing that women didn’t always have the rights to their own bodies and how boys couldn’t marry boys and girls couldn’t marry girls and they’re going to be as confused and disturbed as when we first learned about slavery and Black Codes.

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